
with looming challenges I find it’s more and more important to laugh. I initially saw this on Twitter the other day and it made me giggle like a schoolgirl. Having a mate who can make sure you “keep it real” is very important. Lance Armstrong is a guy who has every need catered for him, but his buddy College seems to be the guy who keeps him down to earth as much as possible. Probably why he is part of Lance’s very small inner circle.
We get so caught up in out sports routines, especially this time of the year, it’s important to remember why we are doing sports, that it is supposed to be fun. That life is not always that serious and not everything revolves around Epic/Ironman/Sani/Xterra/All of the above.
People are always suprised when they find out that maybe 2 guys out of the 12 or so guys who make up my inner circle are into any of the sports I am. In fact, most of them tell me I am crazy and stupid. It keeps me down to the ground, as their skills (tequila consumption, boyband dancemove routines, hysterical bouts of laughter) keep me well balanced.
Who in your life keeps you down to earth? Makes sure you stop taking yourself so seriously all the time? That’s a good person. Call them and give them a hard time, you might just be that person to them too…
Often this site gets quite serious, so lets take a moment to laugh…
These fantastic pick-up lines work in any area where your sister looks “smaaklik”, your hairs is work on top and plays at the backs. where you can like to be wearing a jean pant…(in no particular orders)
1) Did you farted, cause you blew me away!
2) Is your parents retarded, ’cause you sure is special.
3) My Love for you are like diarrhoea.. I can’t hold it in.
4) Does you had a library card, ’cause I’d like to signs you out.
5) Are there a mirror in your pant, because I can saw myself in them.
6) You maybe isn’t the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
7) Dialoog:
Man – “Fat Penguin!”
Woman – “WHAT?”
Man – “I just wanted to say something what can like to break the ice.”
8) I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can like to make your bed rock.
9) Your eyes is so blue as window cleaner.
10) If you is going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep till the afternoon.
11) I maybe not is Mr. Right, but I can like to stoot you till he showing up.
Now go have a serious day. Mnandi.